//In my basement with tulips and daffodils
Joyful Surrealism[1] =? Nihilistic Kitsch
return[“One and done”]
Can you believe in 99 red balloons, red as the line of an already watched Youtube video?
We do not negotiate with comedians
I bet you don’t pray to your favorite dataset
In sum, Shed Theory is “Why can’t I retire to a man-cave and organize my collection of jam jars with screws and nails in them, and then emerge later to have wordless sex with my wife? Is that so unreasonable?”
Craig Ferguson will go down as the most interesting late night talk show host in history.
[1] D&AD Annual Trend Report 2023